DILEMMAS

I can’t stand what you say
I can’t stand what you do
I can’t stand you thinking of me
As if I’m standing on you

Astrology—that’s for superstars
Seismology—is cracking Mars
Consistency—explains phenomena
Your chemistry has no formula

I can’t stand how you look
I can’t stand how you sound
I can’t stand making love with you
Unless you’re gagged and bound

Pornography—leaves you stiff and hot
Photography—another parting shot
Fellatio—has you all choked up
That ratio is why you smoke too much

Don’t stop it, don’t give up
Have you forgotten your manners
It’s logic and not love
That gets you into dilemmas

I can’t stand how you walk
I can’t stand how you run
I can’t stand how you move your eyes
When you’ve left something undone

Discography—goes ‘round & ‘round & ‘round
Topography—has its ups and downs
Discrepancy—is your favorite dish
Your recipe for love is poorly mixed

Don’t stop it, don’t give up
Have you forgotten your manners
It’s logic and not love
That gets you into dilemmas

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